HentaiPlay

Guess what I played at HentaiPlay this morning and you just might win a prize. The prize in question is the same thing I was playing, which will naturally appeal to weeaboos, neckbeards, virgins and assorted Redditors. I’ll give you some hints: it involved big eyes, colorful animation, and some depraved sex acts that had me reaching for the lube and the silicone princess vagina. I was told it was all wildly inappropriate for the environment I was watching in, but where else am I going to get free wi-fi, if not Starbucks?

Have you guessed yet? Honestly, unless you’re some kind of moron or out-of-the-loop grandpa, you probably knew what I was talking about as soon as you saw the site’s name. HentaiPlay.net is a free tube where you can play hentai videos all day and night. The joint’s been around for close to a decade now and gets millions of visitors every month, so there’s a good chance you’ve rubbed one out here a time or three. I’m in the mood for some X-rated anime today, so let’s see what there is to see.

What’s Playing at Hentai Play?

Hentai Play takes a pretty streamlined approach as far as presentation goes. They’ve gone all this time without ever coming up with a real logo, instead just listing the title in plain-ass text at the top of the screen. The overall layout is devoid of the clutter you find on a lot of tubes, whether they’re stocked with hentai or regular porno movies. With my adblocker running, I don’t even see any spam out front either.

I appreciate the cleanliness, because it lets the filthy thumbnails shine through in all their glory. While the layout may be clean as hell, the imagery depicted within is anything but. There’s a wide range of perversion going on, and I haven’t even started digging yet. I hope you weren’t hoping for some SFW Naruto bullshit or you’re in for a shock.

The most recent uploads out front have manga girls sucking cock, riding it, and getting their pussies eaten by eager businessmen. Honestly, that’s some of the more “vanilla” content, because it gets a lot wilder than that. Without flipping to the next page, I have instant access to goblin-fucking scenes, blindfolded BDSM bangs, animated blowbangs and seriously kinky lolicon.

Unfortunately, most of the anime cooters and hoohas I saw out front were obscured by flesh-colored pixels. If you’re familiar at all with hentai, you’re already well aware of the censorship issue. I did spot a couple uncensored dingdongs right away, which gave me hope.

Turns out, HentaiPlay.net does have a big-ass selection of uncensored Japanese sex cartoons. You’ll find a link to the Uncensored section listed right in the header, which brings you to page one of a picture menu that encompasses over 700 hentai episodes with visible penetration. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is one of the main reasons HentaiPlay has remained so popular over the years, as there are still far too many similar sites without a dedicated aisle of uncensored videos.

Play Along at Home in English

While I know it might bum some of you a bit, it shouldn’t come as any surprise that most of the content on HentaiPlay is still censored. It just comes with the territory, as anything officially released in Japan is supposed to be censored all to hell. I recently interviewed Melody Marks on the PornDudeCasting couch, and even she had a lot to say about her work being censored while humping her way around Japan.

The full stash of videos, censored and uncensored, now includes over 3200 full-length episodes and previews. While I definitely prefer the full videos, I ain’t complaining about the quickies, which typically just keep me in the mood for more. They just added a sneak peek at Episode 3 of Bonyuu-chan wa Dashitai, and now I can’t wait for the full release. By “full release”, I mean when they drop the whole episode, and also what I’m going to do to an old gym sock as I watch.

Since HentaiPlay.net has a tighter focus than the anything-goes video tubes, it doesn’t have the nonstop stream of fresh uploads you get on some of those sites. Still, as you can tell from the huge catalog, they’re obviously updating the stash on the regular. Roughly speaking, I’d say they’re adding about one new episode every day.

Their most recent update was 14 hours before I started typing this up. It’s an English-subbed compilation of sexy moments from Isekai Meikyuu de Harem wo. In just half a day, the video has already racked up almost 23,000 views, which tells you a lot about the viewer demographics around here. They sure seem thirsty!

On a similar note, most of the Hentai Play videos are subtitled in English. The subbed episodes are such a hot commodity that they’ve got a link to the section listed in the header. You can currently watch about 2600 adult animations and understand what’s going on without needing to understand Japanese.

If you were hoping for a similarly well-stocked selection of English dubbed movies, well, you’d better hope a little harder. With a collection this large, I have to assume there are some dubbed episodes in the stack, but there’s no dedicated section for them. Fucking with the search bar, I found zero results for “dubbed” and only two for “dub”, so good luck if that’s what you’re looking for!

Fapping the Day Away to Anime Girls

I wasn’t sure where to begin my official fap test of Hentai Play. The library is huge and so many of the vids out front look appealing, so I made my way to the Advanced Search page to see what kind of filtering options they’d have. They give you a tag-based system of checkboxes, letting you choose your preferred year(s) and keywords like Comedy, Cosplay, and Creampie. Since this is a hentai site, there are plenty of extra-kinky tags like Internal Cumshot, Futanari, Mind Break, Rape, Scat and Tsundere.

I checked the 2022 box so I could find something new, Blowjob because I like them, and Lactation because I was in a certain freaky type of mood. That turned up zero results, so I dropped the Lactation tag. When that turned up nothing, I tried just the Blowjob tag, but that didn’t work either. In fact, I couldn’t get the Advanced Search to work at all. I assume this is just a temporary bug, and I hope they fix it soon because I was about to say I wish more tubes had a similar setup. I still do, but I want them to have a checkbox system that works.

While this was just slightly inconvenient, it was a pretty trivial roadblock in my quest to beat off to some hentai. I ended up heading back to the Uncensored section, where I chose Episode 1 of Joshi Ochi! A tiny bit of spam slipped through my adblocker before I could watch the five-minute video, but I didn’t have any issue clicking past it.

The video started right up, playing smoothly without any apparent buffering. It’s a beautifully animated piece, and streams in a high enough resolution that I didn’t see any unsightly pixels covering the pretty anime girl on the screen. She’s got a shapely ass in tiny orange Hooters shorts, distracting me so much I could barely pay attention to the English subtitles.

The guy’s ceiling collapses and the girl falls through, her pussy already visibly wet through her shorts even before she lands crotch-first onto the dude’s mouth. By the time they hit the floor, his dick is inside her, and you can actually see it because it’s uncensored. There are some squishy sound effects as they hump away, his wet dingdong sliding in and out until they both scream that they’re cumming.

If you like what you see, you can download anything you like from Hentai Play. I’m considering saving this whole series to my hard drive for further inspection. You know, for professional reasons.

HentaiPlay.net has stuck around for so long because it’s just a solid site. The collection of adult anime is fucking massive, with episodes appealing to damn near any kink you can think of and plenty you haven’t yet. The English subtitles will appeal to anybody who likes to follow the dialog, and the extensive stash of uncensored material is going to draw weebs who are tired of the usual pixelated pussies on the other sites. Try not to waste the whole day here if you’ve got anything important to do.

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