Hentai.tv

The things that I would like to say about hentai.tv...hmmm, let me think. First of all, this is not the place for sissies, and certainly not a place for porn newbies. Despite the colorful, almost cartoonish feel to Hentai, this kind of content is sooo fucking outside the box that the box is on Pluto and Hentai is on Mercury, spinning on a familiar, set-in-stone pattern where they never meet or collide! Fucking kinky! So, hold on to your knickers, cuz this is gonna be one hell of a ride deep down to the perviest pits of smut hell! Excited yet?

Her nips won't stop leaking!

Yeah, the first video I stumbled on showed a busty hoe and her milk-filled tatas! The flick was among the latest uploads, and the latest infusion of fresh smut was given to hentai.tv almost three weeks ago. A tube site that doesn't update its collection at least three times a week is fucking disappointing, but the view of big tits spraying milk all over a guy's erect cock somehow made me forget about this fuck-up. The video in question was created and published only two days before hentai.tv got its hands on it and added it to its collection, so this site might not be a lazy-ass mothafucker after all! I dunno, I'm still torn between loving it and hating its kinky guts!

I had to skip a couple of ads before the streaming finally started, but once it did, it blew me away with stunning visuals and great resolution. The basic player is an expected scenario on a tube site, but what I didn't see coming was an extensive video description below the player. Actually, I was fucking expecting it only because I know Hentai webmaster's dirty habits! What I wanted to say is that tube sites usually don't go to great lengths to inform, and hentai.tv is not one of those mindless fap houses. This is where you come for your favorite Hentai heroes and intricate scenarios, and that is exactly what you get.

I bet you want to be a part of the community

All Hentai fans dream about acceptance by their fellow freaks! It's not a coincidence that all sane Hentai sites feature a Discord community, you know! Clever webmasters behind the kinky concoctions understand the importance of communities, and hentai.tv is no exception to the rule. Right now, the site's Discord channel counts almost 8K members, and I got an invitation. Did I skip the step or infiltrated the crowd only to tease and tantalize, giving occasional hints about the Dude's majestic presence?! You fucks will never know!

The issue I have with hentai.tv is not easy to explain. That's what happens when you are the only Dude on the planet - the only person that spots subtle differences between similar websites and who doesn't have the willpower to shut the fuck up about them! Why would I, really?! I hate that hentai.tv gives out a generic vibe! I mean, it looks bland, the About Us section is long and, again, generic, and I stumbled upon a couple of blank pages and dead ends. The overall impression is meh, and that's something that has to change asap! I checked hentai.tv's stats, and it turns out that it marks millions of monthly visits, so basically, the joint is THIS close to reaching stardom! I hope this review will help!

Creating free account

Why the hell not?! Once I'm done playing, I'm gonna put it in the mental drawer named Irrelevant, together with other Asian porn. Sorry, but not sorry! When it comes to you, I recommend a different approach, cuz, after all, you want hentai.tv's content, and it’s only fair you show your gratitude by signing up. I don't owe anything to the joint, but you fucking do, and you better understand that someone behind hentai.tv works his ass off to cater to your sex needs.

The moment I became a member, I spotted a video in the Trending section that had over 19 million views at the time of this review! The number blew my fucking socks off, but the uploading date threw me into a loop of confusion. It's impossible for a video to amass so many views in only two days, and if this flick was really added two days ago, wouldn't it be in the Latest section?! Something is fucked-up, big time, but I'm gonna say that the video's title is Harem Cult Episode 2, so you don't have to waste time on idiotic bullshit!

No fucking wonder that the Harem release is so damn popular?! Just look at the tags list below it - rape, threesome, rimming, double fellatio, creampie, large breasts...the list goes on and on, revealing that hentai.tv has good taste in porn and that it knows the importance of filtering tools at the same time.

I want your undivided attention now! I am a member of hentai.tv, and the site now allows me to add videos to my favorites list, leave comments, and download videos. The Harem masterpiece can be downloaded for free in 720p resolution, and the file size is around 800 MB. The moment I clicked the Download option highlighted in red, located in the upper left corner of the player, the process began. It took me 10 minutes to download the vid, and the chance to create a personal xxx folder for your later offline pastimes is fucking awesome! Nobody asked for a single buck! 

Let the filtering games begin

It took me some time to find the page named Search page, but I finally did, in the upper right corner of the Browse page that you'll find in the drop-down menu on top of the homepage. Damn, what a complicated explanation! You'll get there, and once you do, you'll have around 3K videos at your disposal. Yep, that's how many flicks in total wait on hentai.tv.

Now, when you know the collection's total size, the tags, and the numbers will finally mean something to you - censored (1.7K), anal (1.5K), bondage (1.5K)..,ahegao, rape, and creampie follow suit with over 1K "mentions" each. Another cool discovery is that you get to combine filters. The first list shows available categories, and this is where you get stuff like college, incest, elf, double-sided dildo, and whatnot. A big-ass list, indeed!

The second list allows you to choose a producer or a creator of the flick, while the third one named Blacklist, lets you choose categories and tags that you do NOT want to see in your results list! I fucking love this option, and I'm stoked about hentai.tv including it! A very smart move that always takes the user experience to a new, higher level! Finally, you get to sort the collection by choosing criteria as most liked, most views, least views, alphabetic A-Z, and vice versa...a very detailed list, and a very good job!

Do you really need me to discuss the diversity?

Hentai.tv is not perfect, and the situation is the same wherever I fucking go. The only place that feels just right is theporndude.com, but that's another story! While some Hentai-focused websites are design gems and mega collections at the same time, others are more modest and more hectic. Hentai.tv is somewhere in between - the collection is sizeable, and the filtering tools are fucking insane, but I still have a problem with ads and the design. To hell with it, I got a boner while watching that Harem shit, so I'm gonna leave that ThePornDude hates section blank this time and prove that I'm more than a superb genius with a huge cock! I'm a generous god, too!

Hentai.tv will keep you entertained for months to cum. It's big and diverse enough to keep your boner up and running for a significant amount of time, and I suggest you start a stopwatch and see how long you can go! That's something that those Discord fuckers would love to hear! They are just as weird as you, and if I were you, my ass would have been inside that community a long time ago. I don't know what are you waiting for? It's not like hentai.tv will tie you up and ask for your dough, and it's not like it cares for your stupid username. This site is on a mission to show great Hentai porn for free, and it will stay like that forever! Glad I found it!

ThePornDude likes hentai.tv's:

Over 3K high-resolution Hentai videos

Members get to stream and download videos for free

Great filtering tools

ThePornDude hates hentai.tv's:

It's fine