Hentai Haven

If you’re the type of guy who loves to beat his meat to a cartoon of a Femboy being rudely penetrated by a squid’s tentacles or indulge in the fucked up world of furry porn, it’s best to do it in a place where you won’t be disturbed by your grandmother (again). You need a quiet, discreet, and relaxed place. A haven, in fact!

Funnily enough, a Hentai Haven is exactly what we will be delving into today! I was recently recommended Hentaihaven.xxx as one of the latest websites to throw my cock into in a balls-deep review. It was said to be a free resource of Hentai porn that would make me feel almost overwhelmed by the sheer amount of Hentai smut spread across a huge range of categories.

But then again, I’m the Porn Dude. I don’t get overwhelmed by porn, no matter how much I consume, so I was keen to dive into Hentaihaven.xxx to see if this was a porn site that I’d recommend to my readers or the type of website I’d tell them to dodge at all costs.

Because in the world of modern porn, it’s a sad reality that not all websites are created equal. Some want to spray your face with as much high-grade smut as possible, and then there are others who, like the online version of a $10 hooker from the streets of Bucharest, just want to take your money whilst giving you the shittest service ever. You still owe me the Ballcuzzi I was promised, Daciana!

Now, it’s time to see what kind of site Hentaihaven.xxx really is. Will I end up jerking myself senseless over its content and encouraging you to do the same? Or will I discard it like a broken condom? Keep reading to find out the sticky answer!

What is Hentaihaven.xxx?

Hentaihaven.xxx is a bastion of free Hentai porn that, according to Wayback Machine, can trace its roots back to 2016. The site’s footer claims it’s the “best Hentai website at the service of the world’s Hentai-loving community”, but I’ll be the judge of that!

The site offers users an invite to join their social media via a Discord link. Now, a site’s social media is often a reliable indicator of how strong it is, and Hentaihaven.xxx boasts a Discord server with (at the time of writing) over 115,000 members. Holy shit, that’s a lot of Hentai-loving pumpers!

Rather than the comic book-style Hentai that a lot of websites focus on these days, Hentaihaven.xxx places its focus mainly on videos and has developed a solid portfolio of filth to enjoy that incorporates a wide range of categories.

But whilst a varied portfolio of Hentai is usually a good thing, the question remains whether the smut this website offers is worth watching. So, let’s slide our virtual cocks balls-deep into it to see what it has to offer!

What’s the Content Like on Hentaihaven.xxx?

Hentaihaven.xxx isn’t lacking in content, that’s for sure! The site offers a tonne of different categories, and each of them is well-populated with various videos. Now, navigating your way through all of this content single-handedly (literally) would be a pain in the ass for any porn aficionado with time constraints, so I decided to do it for you!

In this section, I will unload the highlights of the site’s content onto your pretty face so that you can determine if this portfolio of Hentai filth is the kind of stuff that’ll get your plums pumping or, at worst, make your dick limp!

●     Rape! Rape! Rape! - Fucking hell, this is why I love Hentai, man. Whilst rape is abhorrent, only Hentai could get away with a title like this. Like, imagine a mainstream porn company releasing a movie with this title? As its name suggests, this is a wild storyline that sees a big-dicked Japanese man fucking any woman in sight, whether she wants it or not. 18-year-old virgins are brutally deflowered, and Asian MILFs are fucked until they lactate wildly and convulse in forced orgasm. It’s a wild ride that’s not for the easily offended.

●     Starless - When an effeminate young man applies to be a live-in butler at a posh house, he wonders why the salary is so high. Little does he know that this job involves far more perverse duties than just cleaning, and he’s soon taken down the rabbit hole of feminisation and turned into a sissy slut in an extreme training journey that’ll turn him into a cock-sucking sissy working at the mansion for life. Man, the job market can be a minefield these days!

●     Last Orders - When two Amazonian women go out for a few drinks, they’re offended by a seriously high bill at night's end. An argument breaks out between them and the petite couple who own the bar. Insults are thrown, and these two Amazonian goddesses decide to show this couple their capabilities. The owners are overpowered and subjected to some of the most hardcore Hentai debaucheries you’ve ever seen, as they’re used like cheap sex toys for the sexual pleasure of these giantesses!

The Design of the Site

Hentaihaven.xxx uses a premium theme I’ve seen on several other Hentai porn sites. It’s kind of hard to fuck this template up, but a lot of people still do. So let’s look at how the site has done in terms of design.

Starting from the top, the site welcomes you in with a professionally-designed logo that is simple, effective, and has a nice Hentai style to it. However, it has a “HH” logo that looks dangerously close to the infamous lightning bolt runes of Hitler’s SS. Achtung! Potential marketing disaster! Unless you’re focusing on WW2 Hentai, that is, but this site doesn’t have much in the way of Eastern Front gangbangs on the outskirts of Stalingrad. Shame.

After the logo is a six-link main menu that lets users choose a category via a “choose your poison” tag (love this!) as well as direct them to popular site areas such as uncensored, furry, softcore, etc. There’s also a link to a third-party Hentai games site.

The site’s homepage then welcomes users in with a banner ad, a short bio of what the site is about, and then a presentation of the latest Hentai on offer. The latter is divided into sections such as new, trending, uncensored and, of course, tentacle porn. There’s also metadata covering stuff like user rating and the number of episodes contained within.

The homepage of Hentaihaven.xxx also has a sidebar on the right-hand side that shows a couple of Hentai-related ads, a link to the site’s official Discord server, genres, and tags. When you click on a Hentai cartoon to watch, you’re given a tonne of metadata such as description, author, and genre. Plus, there’s also a well-optimised similar categories section to expand your search.

What I Like Most About it

The site isn’t generic and does think outside the box in a number of areas to achieve a decent level of uniqueness that helps it stand apart from other Hentai video sites. One example is the categories page entitled “pick your poison” rather than every other site's generic “categories” tag.

Hentaihaven.xxx is also a well-established site that clearly has a passion for what it does. Not only is this demonstrated through the website itself, but equally through its booming Discord server with over 115K members.

The Hentai porn on the site is well-formatted and has solid metadata. Everything from the summary of the content to the author is covered, which takes a lot of work with a porn portfolio this big.

What I Don’t Like

The site has a shitload of ads. There are so damn many that it can be overwhelming at times. When the sidebar, the banner, and in-video ads all play at once, you can feel your hard-on start to wither, and you have to navigate through them all without clicking like it’s a minefield.

Suggestions I Have for Hentaihaven.xxx

A site has to make revenue to survive, but there are better ways to do it than this. Less is more when it comes to ads, and users are more likely to convert if there is a small but high-quality selection of non-intrusive ads. If, on the other hand, they find themselves bombarded with moving third-party ads and pop-up banners when they’re just trying to jack off to Hentai, they’ll no doubt just get pissed off and leave!

Conclusion

Overall, Hentaihaven.xxx is a solid Hentai porn site that’s jam-packed with a tonne of smut across various categories. Its thriving social media on Discord speaks for itself, and this is a well-run website staffed by Hentai fans passionate about what they do.

The only downside? All of those fuckin’ ads! Chill out with them and tone it down. Remember, less is more, and you should be doing everything in your poweto piss off your users when it comes to ads.

Pros

●     A unique site that does a solid job of thinking outside the box

●     Hentaihaven.xxx is well-established and has a thriving Discord server

●     The porn on here is incredibly varied and caters to all kinks and fetishes

●     Each video is well-formatted with a tonne of metadata and background info

Cons

●     The number of ads on the site is currently too much and needs to be toned down