Affect3D Store

Man, I have my work cut out for me today! Writing about affect3dstore.com is not easy, simply because there's not a lot to shit on. Not fun at all! However, I took a deep breath before I started writing, reminding myself that my mission is to help lazy fucks who prefer reading reviews over checking things with their two eyes. You need me, and affect3dstore.com needs me too! One can never have too much traffic or too much dough. So, here comes the review!

A long-standing platform

I brushed the About Us section for a second, only to find out that affect3dstore.com was launched almost a decade ago, while a similar site run by the same webmaster, presenting the same content, affect3d.com, was launched in 2010. That, my dear fuckers, means that the person behind these porn joints knows how to rock and roll.

One doesn't exist in the porn industry for that long just like that, and I have to confess that I've seen affect3dstore.com many times before and even wrote about it on another occasion. I know for a fact that this site has been evolving, big time, growing and getting stronger, and today it stands as one of the best adult websites presenting 3D animated porn.

Affect3dstore.com functions as an online shop where you buy individual videos for a certain price. The site doesn't offer standard membership plans, and that's not the only thing that sets it apart from other paysites. Damn, I told you that this was gonna be one of those praise-all reviews where I don't get to write fuck, shit, and bullshit that much! That's gonna get me grumpy, so I'll have to bang my maid to boost my mood, and then she'll want more, and the vicious cycle will never end!

Yes, affect3dstore.com looks insanely good with its big and bold thumbnails, prominent prices, and completely ads-free design. The absence of Adriana, Riley, and Aletta is its biggest downfall, but you know, some people like swaying tits in 3D, and there's nothing I can do about that!

Let's play the comparison game

Right off the bat, I chose two titles. One was around $5, and the other one was almost $30. What's the difference? Let's see! The cheaper option - 104 jpg renders (2560 x 1440) text and no text, a blonde and a redhead sharing a creamy ride, oral, blowjob, and creampie among the tags, nice tits, huge dick, massage theme, format Image, language English. The file size - 138 MB. All of this info is neatly displayed below the thumbnail, and the same detailed approach goes for all content on affect3dstore.com. You realize that this is an image set, not a video, right?!

So, what do you get for 30 bucks?! I stumbled upon a battle monster vs. sluts thing with terms like public, glasses, military, and muscles in the themes list. The release comes in English and Mandarin, features couples and threesomes, expansion, gangbang, lactation, and many other freaky kinks common in the animated smut world. You get 105 HQ images w/o text + 34 bonus images in JPG format with 5 animation clips, 297 HQ images w/o text + 12 bonus images in JPG format, 297 HQ images w/o text + 14 bonus images in JPG format, and 387 HQ images w/o text + 8 bonus images in JPG format. Prologue and Versions 1, 2, and 3 are included in the package.

I think it's obvious now why affect3dstore.com has put different price tags on these two releases. Throughout the site, the prices differ, and they always depend on the type of content you get. Simple and fair. Moving on!

No physical goods, no shipment

The stuff you buy on affect3dstore.com won't be shipped to your address. You get to download the files after you buy them, and that's it. I'll come back to the payment methods and shit a tad later. Now I want you to know that you can buy the content on affect3dstore.com without signing up first. Just hit the Add to Cart option and proceed with the payment. Still, I think that setting up an account might turn out smart cuz it's very likely that affect3dstore.com approves discounts and coupons to its regulars. I think that this buy-without-registration thing is easy and cool, especially if you are buying your first product and just want to test the waters. Suit yourself.

I added a 15 bucks-worth set, including 5 separate sex scenes, 180 pages of 4K comics, and a one-page recap to the cart and proceeded with the payment. Affect3dstore.com supports SecurionPay, Epoch, CoinGate, CentroBill, and Store Credit. Bear in mind that the company is registered in Cyprus, which could affect your payment ordeal.

The truth is that affect3dstore.com is well-equipped with informative sections explaining how to buy, download, pay, cancel and order, and so on. No need for me to explain the obvious, right? However, I am willing to set up an account on this joint only to see if anything changes after the process is done. As far as I can see, some of the members' benefits are faster check-outs, the ability to add more than one address, and track orders. I think there's more to it.

Feeding the form with my precious data

First name, last name, email, and password are mandatory fields. The profile page allows you to manage shipping addresses, and that should not confuse you. As I have already mentioned, the products are virtual, not physical, and nothing gets sent to you. You download the flicks, images, and whatnot, whip your cock out and spray at will. As simple as that! Members get the chance to subscribe to the site's newsletter (boooring!), track their orders, and add stuff to the wish list. All in all, an idiot-proof dashboard. When you think about it, you'll realize that affect3dstore.com follows a pretty simple path. Filtering is a breeze, too!

The main menu should be your focus during the filtering games. First, you get to choose a format - short clips, full-length, cg, comics or pinup, PC, Mac, and Android games. Of course, I'm gonna go with the full-length option and play around with it for a while. I know you are dying to find out the total size of this stash, and although it's a fucking bore, I'm gonna do some math and come back with the news.

Around 1.8K full-length videos available in the shop. Don't you dare think I'm gonna do the same counting thing for the rest of the categories! You have eyes and calculators, so knock yourself out! What matters is that I managed to prove that affect3dstore.com is big enough for any fan of 3D animated porn and that the filtering tools rock. Inside this full-length stash (the situation is the same inside every category), I found a big-ass list of available subcategories, characters, and advanced tools like bust size, theme/kink, dick size, and so on.

Too big to fit into one review

Affect3dstore.com is a proper online shop, you know, with all the options and informative boxes. Sometimes, the goods are on sale, available in bulk, and sometimes they are entirely free. Yup, at the time of this review, affect3dstore.com offered around 120 xxx products for free, and I think this is your shot at exploring the site in terms of functionality and content type. The site informs its members and visitors about new merch and specials.

Filtering-wise, I think you should really focus on the list of categories found in the main menu first. Go with Futanari chicks, or venture inside the kinky real of self-suck. Yeah, things often get wicked in the non-physical world, and all the rules of the industry and the internet are way looser when the actors are not real humans. C'mon now, you know that animated porn is more than a mere fucker could handle, and you take pride in the fact that you are a quirky weirdo with a thing for auto-blowjobs!

Summing it up

Affect3dstore.com is next-level shit! This is one of those joints that attract true fans and big-balled fuckers only, and you really want to be a part of that crowd. The content is wicked, diverse, and unique, and the prices are a fucking bargain. Just think about all the perks you'll unlock once a member, and imagine your own private collection of the world's most supreme 3D animated porn! Sounds fucking amazing, right?! C'mon now, you know it makes sense!

ThePornDude likes affect3dstore.com's:

Phenomenal content

Great layout and top-notch user experience

An informative site

Awesome filtering tools

ThePornDude hates affect3dstore.com's:

You have to pay for the content