3DXTube

It's been a long time since I've seen moving thumbnails on a site! Finally, 3dxtube.com kicked things up a notch and decided to show a decent video preview to its visitors. That's how you beat the competition and end up on my coveted list! This shit will do wonders for this review, significantly cutting the digging-up-details time, and it sure will elevate the user experience to a whole new level. Ready or not, you are gonna listen to what I have to say about 3dxtube.com. Right, let's get this party started!

Is 3dxtube.com really tube?

I was 100% sure that 3dxtube.com was one of those selfless joints that offered everything it had for free, but now, I'm not so sure. Before I reach the final decision, I'll have to sign-up and feed a fill-out form with my precious details, risking more spam in my already-cluttered inbox, but a dude's gotta do what a dude's gotta do!

No obstacle is too big for me, especially when I'm intrigued. Well, it turns out that a simple domain name, 3dxtube.com, is capable of pushing the Dude buttons when combined with an interesting website design! It takes a lot of craft to intrigue me, and 3dxtube.com's success in this mission only means that the joint is run by a clever webmaster.

I usually leave the pricing part for later, but rules are there to be broken. The truth is that 3dxtube.com doesn't let me budge an inch before I choose my options, and for starters, I'm gonna go with the 7-day-free option. I suggest the same approach for the simple reason of needing to test the waters before you break the bank. If you end up liking 3dxtube.com, go with the one-month plan, which costs $36, or with a three-month long one which will chip around $62 from your account. Be advised - even if you go with the free option, you'll still have to enter your card details in the form.

This 3D mayhem is worth your dough

3dxtube.com is one hell of a site. It chose a clever domain name, making people think that all of these 3D pornos are free, but the truth is way more expensive and way more exciting. First and foremost, finding a good 3D porn site is not easy. You could spend days and months looking for something equally kinky on the web, but all you'd get would be ads-packed joints that can't compare with 3dxtube.com resolution or quality-wise. I'm not an affiliate or a liar, so when I say that a site is TPD-approved, it means only one thing - check your bank account and proceed with the payment!

3dxtube.com lets its members upload their shit, but miraculously, this hectic approach hasn't compromised the site's quality. Usually, when members upload, websites turn into shitshows of everything and anything, but nah, 3dxtube.com is as clean as a whistle. All content is HD or almost HD, and all videos are nothing but pristine depictions of nasty scenes of wicked sex that are found only in SF and fantasy porn. None of the chicks here are real, and that means that dicks are flying around, shoving into mega-holes of infinite lust with all their force. No demure chicks and no one-dimension porn fails on 3dxtube.com!

Stream, download, and upload at will

3dxtube.com might have chosen an unconventional way when it comes to the design and content type, but it sure stuck with the standard options when it comes to pro users' perks. All members get to download the content, upload their stuff, stream at will, and play a couple of games here and there. One big-ass ad kept popping up while I was going through the list, annoyed the shit out of me, and it's one of those small fuck-ups that ruin the experience. For now, I'm gonna keep my cool and focus on the good bits. Let me note that members of 3dxtube.com get to create their favorites list, vote and write comments.

Ah, the comments section of a website - where the trolls roam free, and the grammar goes to die. Still, details like this turn any website into a relatable joint, and if there's one thing that consumers of kinky porn want, it is to feel like a part of a like-minded group. What I'm trying to say is that I'm getting hints about 3dxtube.com's true nature every step of the way. Even though some things might seem accidental to an unkeen eye, I know that someone really experienced is pulling the strings of this website. None of the shit offered to the paying members is a product of a chance but a carefully thought-out option that gets people hooked.

Nothing is off-limits

Ah, the wicked charms of sci-fi porn! The place where the laws of physics turn to dust and logic is just a suggestion. From slutty robots to pussy combats where dudes never run out of ammo, these pornos don't stop touching on impossible scenarios that give us all boners! I mean, who the fuck needs realism when he can just wank off to special effects and a fucked-up plot? Want to fuck a ninja warrior with a dick and a cunt beneath its yoroi, or defy gravity and logic while a vore sucks you up inside her belly through her asshole!? Sure, why not!

The first category on 3dxtube.com shows sci-fi movies, and this is where every alien species in the universe want to invade Earth and its citizens the hardcore way. Damn, what happened with the good ole annihilation? You know what?! The content on 3dxtube.com is just porn, and it was created with the purpose of giving boners, so you should just go with the flow and don't overthink it - too much thinking is a one-way ticket to a headache, and all of us know that headaches are boners don't go well together. Hey, do dickgirls have periods, and do they ever use the "I have a headache" excuse?

I can't count the total number of videos, and I can't see the uploading dates. Annoying! However, I do know that websites that allow members to upload stuff boast incredibly busy uploading schedules and a supreme level of diversity. Other categories I spotted in the site's main menu are fantasy, dickgirls, muscle, and straight. A good starting point for all picky fuckers who like 3dxtube.com's content.

Other than that, I spotted other filtering options like most viewed and top-rated. I dunno, these filtering criteria have always seemed like safe bets to me, and I'm feeling that worshippers of 3D fantasy porn are more than average porn consumers. Still, these sections are a quick way to the popular content that has raised many dicks before and a quick solution to a case of a sudden boner during offline times. Become a member, download the flicks, and arm yourself with enough quirky porn for the post-apocalypse, no-internet era. Knowing the anatomy of alien monsters might go a long way during your Fallout Shelter times!

Pay for the top-notch experience

3dxtube.com is the place where the content is top-notch and the price tag matches. I know, I know, paying for a pass on a porn site sometimes feels like buying a bottle of water when you can drink right from the tap, and that's why I try to write a review about all sorts of websites. You don't have to proceed with the payment, and you certainly don't have to add this review to your bookmarks, but what's gonna happen to all this high-end content if you bail out?! What would have happened to the premium porn world if everyone were sissy cheapskates?! Think about that, and think about buying yourself a hot treat you know you deserve!

Let's not forget the perks - unlimited streaming and downloading, image galleries, adult games, the chance to upload your content, comment, and add videos to your favorites list! The best part is that 3dxtube.com gives you a free trial that opens its virtual doors for a whole week, and seven days are more than enough to reach a final decision. C'mon now, don't act like this is rocket science! Yeah, your wallet might be a little bit lighter at the end of the road, but you'll never get the awkward feeling of heaviness in your blue balls. Never again! Don't settle for mediocre smut! 3dxtube.com is a fucking blast, and you need to check it out! I'm off!

ThePornDude likes 3dxtube.com's:

High-end 3D content 

A 7-day free trial

Members get to upload their content, stream, and download

Loads of fetish porn

ThePornDude hates 3dxtube.com's:

Ads were bugging me along the way

You have to pay for the proper membership plan