Rule34.xyz

If you’re unfamiliar with Rule 34, let me be the first to welcome you to the internet and wish you congratulations on completing your long-term prison stay. It’s hard to imagine somebody who hasn’t heard that sacred internet maxim, but even those who don’t know the rule have almost certainly seen examples of it. It’s even had its own Wikipedia article for years, stating, “Rule 34 is an Internet meme which claims that Internet pornography exists concerning every possible topic.”

While Rule 34 can technically be applied to anything, it tends to be most popular with cartoon fans, hentai enthusiasts, superhero nerds and video game geeks. It is these very pervs who make up the 30,000 visitors Rule34.xyz gets every day. The site offers an extensive archive of homebrew porn art and animations featuring your favorite characters. If you’re tired of jacking off to cartoon network and only imagining the naughty bits, perhaps you’ll find something a little juicier inside.

The Best Rule on the Internet

The Rule34.xyz domain was registered in 2018, though the joint wouldn’t have looked out of place a decade earlier. They’re rolling with a pretty simple imageboard presentation, letting most of the attention fall on the images while wrapping it all in a streamlined, unpretentious interface. It ain’t ugly, though they probably won’t win any design awards anytime soon.

They might win some other types of awards, though, or at least some cum tributes. They waste no time at all getting to the good stuff, shoving the newest posts right in your face the moment you land. Those thousands of daily visitors stay busy as hell, uploading a near-constant stream of fresh, illustrated and animated Rule34 examples.

I’ve only been working on this review for a few minutes now, but the users here have added half a dozen new posts in just the short time I’ve been typing. That includes Zoe from League of Legends showing off her camel toe, Kushina from Naruto sucking a monster cock, and some seemingly original hentai about penis humiliation and feminization. Nine minutes ago, somebody uploaded a 3D animation of Layla from Genshin Impact getting boned, complete with squishy, flesh-slapping sound effects and moans.

By the time I’d finished that last paragraph, Rule34.xyz users had uploaded another couple pics and a gay furry femboy animation with a cumshot. If you’ve got some similar content that you’d like to share, signup is quick, easy and free. We’d all love to see what you’ve been working on or just hoarding for masturbatory purposes.

One of the interesting things about Rule34 is how all the fresh content ends up in the same place. Other imageboards or forums chop up their operations into different sections, letting users post under whatever category seems most fitting. Here, everything starts in one big pile, and then users can click tags or use the search function to find their favorite characters doing freakier shit than they ever did in the official versions.

Rule 34 Applied to Who Now?

Rule34.xyz has an Original Character tag, and I’m sure there are some nerdy-ass Reddit users ready to blow up my inbox about how Rule 34 can’t technically be applied to Original Content. That said, it is the name of the site, and most of the content does contain unauthorized imagery of famous characters in sexy situations.

I was a little bit disappointed not to find a full index of cartoons, video games, comic books and other media, because Rule 34 carries parodies of a very wide range of content. On the front page now, I see sexy riffs on Fire Emblem, Mortal Kombat and Pokemon. Somebody else recently drew a picture of a wolf fucking a big-tittied babe, drawing inspiration from Resident Evil.

The parodies the artists choose around here tell me a lot about the demographics using the site. While you will find some homegrown Simpsons stuff, X-rated Disney spinoffs and freaky furry fun, they’re mostly applying Rule 34 to anime and anime-influenced video games. It’s a paradise for weeaboos and otaku neckbeards, but if you’re looking for more Western-style porn art, you may want to check out my list of Porn Comics Sites.

A trip to the Highest Rated Posts page confirms that, with big eyes and funny hair galore. Most of the highest rated posts are animations as opposed to still images, and they sure are filthy. The very top post on the site is a 13-second CG animation of a hentai chick getting drilled up the ass, squirting torrents of girlcum at the POV camera while moaning and talking dirty. “Oh, your cock feels so amazing!”

Getting Filthier Than the Average Tube

So far, this review has mentioned butt sex, furry sex, cumshots, blowjobs and humiliation. That’s barely the tip of the iceberg, though, as Rule 34 offers a little bit of everything. Since this is a hentai site, they’ve got an even wider range of perversion than your average free tube.

One of the big draws of both hentai and DIY porn art in general is just the sheer possibilities of the medium. The artists of Rule34 ain’t limited by budgets, nor by the laws of nature, not even the laws of man. That means monster girls giving head, cat girls riding cock, futanaris lactating and fat bellies inflating.

I clicked the Tags link in the Rule34 header, expecting the kind of sprawling, thousands-deep index of subgenres I typically find on a well-stocked hentai site. Unfortunately, all I found on the other side was a Tag Manager consisting of a search bar and nothing else. Tags like BBW, Loli, Ahegao and even Rape brought up plenty of results, but an actual menu would add a touch more convenience for masturbators unsure what they’re in the mood for.

Because of the way the site’s set up, it’s very difficult to get a full and accurate count of the content contained within. When I was searching for tags, though, the size and scope of the library began to make itself clear. There are nearly 20,000 posts tagged with Rape, for example. The Anal, Threesome, Lactation, Femdom, and Yaoi categories all number in the tens of thousands. The Futanari stash alone has almost reached a hundred thousand, and there are over 200,000 posts tagged with Big Breasts.

I can’t give you a precise number, but I can tell you Rule34 has hundreds of thousands of pics and short videos in the archive. The insane size of the stash just makes it even more important to have multiple ways of digging in, so hopefully they roll out some other options in the future. Real, browsable indexes for their Tags and Parodies would go a long way.

Settling in for a Nice, Satisfying Fap

Since I started writing this review, almost the entire front page of Rule34.xyz has been refreshed with an entirely new selection of content. The posts come hot and heavy, making this a good site for hentai fans who appreciate a constant stream of the fresh stuff. A paysite like my own PornDudeCasting may only update once a week, but Rule 34 gives you dozens of reasons per hour to stop by again.

As I wrap this up, I’m watching another one of the site’s Highest Rated Posts. One of the disadvantages of the DIY cartoon format is that the clips tend to be very short, but I found one clocking in at almost five minutes. It’s a very professionally done Genshin Impact parody about lesbian sex with a drugged-up, sleeping babe.

I really think Rule34’s active and eager userbase is what makes the site special. Instead of just scraping the web for content, Rule34 is populated by many of the very artists producing this stuff. The place is a thriving hub of activity, and quite possibly the first place you’ll catch a lot of these pics and animations.

Rule34.xyz has built a strong fucking platform for hentai artists and hentai fans to share their love of sexed-up parodies. The folks running the joint clearly appreciate the genre as much as the users, making for a solid user experience without a bunch of spam or other bullshit getting in the way. The stash would be enticing even with the usual minefield of spam, but as it stands, it’s a fucking goldmine.

ThePornDude likes Rule34’s

cartoon porn parody imageboard

very active userbase – nonstop updates

wide range of content parodied

wide range of sex acts, kinks and fetishes

hundreds of thousands of pics and short vids

minimal spam

ThePornDude hates Rule34’s

no browsable menus of parodies or tags