Naughty Machinima

What’s up, weeb!? I hear you’re looking for more Japanese cartoons to get you off! So, you haven’t graduated to real girls yet, huh? What’s that? You prefer 2D girls? Get the fuck out of here! What can a cartoon girl give you that a real girl can’t? Not a blowjob, obviously!

I get it… you wanna see that impossible shit! Haha! You wanna see a bitch get fucked so hard her stomach almost explodes! It’s not that you haven’t graduated to real girls. You’ve graduated to anime girls! Haha! You fucking freak! Well, there are more than enough websites to oblige your depraved ass!

Today, we’re gonna be visiting naughtymachinima.com! If you were born before 2000, you probably recognize that name! For those who were born with an iPod up your ass, Machinima was the greatest thing to hit YouTube for about a decade! And that was back when YouTube was the shit! Before Google bought it out and it became a shitstorm of ultra-censored, click-bait bullshit with comment sections that’ll kill your faith in humanity.

If you saw that stylized “M” at the beginning of a YouTube video, you knew it was gonna be a fucking banger! Where did it go? Well, it turns out the company was pimping out its content creators for 40% of the revenue they made on YouTube. Shit-eating suits would trick young people into 3-7 year-long contracts. A bunch of YouTubers called them out, and the jig was up! Gone are all those awesome animations and legendary gaming videos. That YouTube page is literally a shell of what used to be.

Naughtymachinima.com probably has fuck all to do with that company, haha! But it’s kind of similar. Here you can find a community of horny creators and a perverted audience. Instead of videos of no-scope trick shots! You’ll find videos of animated cumshots! Not a bad trade-off, if you ask me! And you can bet that the only thing getting fucked are girls you’re gonna be jacking off to! Oh… and maybe you if you get lucky!

That’s right! This community isn’t just a bucket of sloppy sausages! Surprisingly, girls like to get off too! Can you believe it!? Haha! If you’re active enough and don’t seem too desperate, maybe you can convince one of them to send you some of their private content!

Everyone Loves Anime Ass Here!

My first impression of this site was pretty fucking good. It’s not every day I come across a niche site like this and come away impressed! When I landed on this site, my first thought was “Here we go… kind of good site behind a sea of pop-ups”. So, imagine my surprise when I found NO fucking pop-ups! 2 minutes into this site, and I could tell this was one was a labor of love!

You don’t come across many of those too often! The developers and the community of Naughty Machinima look like they really look out for each other’s orgasms! I did see a pop-up at the bottom of the page. You don’t get those often either. It was one of those borderless ads with a girl spreading her pussy across the bottom of your screen! Sure, it’s a little intrusive, but damn does it look good!

The overall design is pretty clean too. You’ll find that it looks a lot like Pornhub. That’s if you haven’t been spending so much time on weeaboo porn sites that you forgot what it looked like! Overall, there’s a minimum amount of ads. You can even scroll all the way down to find a cam site ad at the bottom of the page. Out of the way. As it should be!

From the navigation bar, you can go to Videos where you can browse through all the animated content the site has to offer. There, you sort by the most recent videos, to the ones that collected the most cum! There are actually a few videos labeled as “private”. Haha! Don’t worry! It’s not hidden behind a sneaky paywall!

Turns out, you have the video uploader on your friends list before you can watch it! That’s right, my friend! To watch all the porn on this site, you have to actually make friends! What better way to start a friendship than telling a guy you wanna jack off to their videos? Haha! A strong community of perverts sounds like a community for me!

You can navigate to Images where you can see a collection of all the hentai art your heart desires. Small disclaimer though… most of the images you’ll find will be 3D… And a shocking amount of the girls will have throbbing cocks! You can also navigate to the Category page to find a list of creative genres and the Community page to find your fellow freaks!

Content We Can All Cum Together For

If you’ve read any of my blogs, you know I have a soft spot for freaks who get off together! So, you can imagine my pleasant surprise to find that there were a bunch of people who didn’t just create animated porn. They shared and complemented each other for it! It’s kinda like how Newgrounds used to be!

For those of you who don’t remember, Newgrounds might have porn like this… But back in the day! That site had nothing BUT porn, haha! It was kinda like Tumblr, but with horny edgelords instead of horny SJWs!

Anyway, the way these guys take care so much about the content they create and share brings a fucking tear to my eye! These videos are ridiculously creative. I mean, I really wasn’t expecting to see a video of Lara Croft deepthroating a horse cock today! That video is called “Lara With Horse 2 EP 3 (with sound)” if you were wondering. It’s fucking wild.

The video starts off with Lara Croft pulling out giant anal beads from her ass and fucking deepthroating it! I mean, she straight-up swallowed the thing! Imagine watching a real girl do that shit! Then she walks over to the horse, pulls the anal beads from her throat, and deepthroats the horse! Gotta give props to whoever created that video! You’re one creative freak!

Most of the content you’ll find here will be 3D. There aren’t a lot of 2D anime tittes for you to get off to here. I guess most of the creators wanna flex their animation skills. If you ask me… I find 3D hentai to be A LOT more impressive sometimes. I mean, the gloss on a pair of 3D tits looks a lot sexier than the gloss on a pair of 2D ones. If you’re one of those 2D girl supremacists, you might be a little disappointed.

What I Liked

There are few things I love more than a group of perverts cumming together! Naughty Machinima looks like it’s home to a bunch of pretty fucking talented freaks! If you’re a fan of animated titties and you’ve been looking for someone to talk to about it, I think you’ve found your place! Haha!

Not to mention the level of creativity here! I mean, damn! There’s really nothing that goes beyond the imagination of a horny animator! Haha! I’m sure you’ll find a video here that’ll stick with you for the rest of the year!

What I DIdn’t Like

There’s a lot of pretty impressive content here. But just like the old Newgrounds content, there’s a tonne of duds. I mean, there are some videos on here that barely count as porn! You can’t count the number of pixels on some of these animations! You’re gonna wanna skip past a lot of the content you find!

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I’ve gotta say, I’m not often impressed by niche sites like this. An active community with original animation?! I’m no weeb, but even I’ve gotta admit, that’s fucking awesome! My main suggestion would be to add a chat service. Maybe a forum or something.

As of now, the only way users can interact with each other is through a clunky messaging service, posting on their walls, or jacking off to their content. You should open up a forum or a local chat room. Hell, websites are straight-up making Discords servers nowadays! That’s an actual thing! Imagine all those users jacking off together in real time! Haha! Sounds like a party!

Conclusion

You’re gonna be pretty happy with all the HD hentai you’ll find here. If you’re bored of all the mainstream 2D pussy Pornhun has to offer, this is the place to be. You won’t just find hot HD hentai videos you couldn’t find anywhere else. You’ll find a community of perverts to get off to those videos with!

Let’s just hope this one won’t become a sad relic of “the good times” in the next 10 years! Haha! Well, you never know, right? Better enjoy it while you can! Enjoy your new home, you little freak!

+      Active community

+      Free HD 3D animation

+      Minimum ads

+      Unique & Original Content

+      Super creative videos

-       No downloads

-       Lots of low-quality videos